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The Pork Chop from Obolon

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Sep 10, 2021
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He loves the way his mighty chest rises and falls beneath his freshly pressed shirt. When he breathes deeply, Mykola Tyshchenko imagines that everyone notices how powerfully built he is. Everyone, not just the parliament speaker and members of his Servant of the People faction. The president, too.

Known in the underworld as Kolya the Pump, Kolya-Obolonsky and Kolya the Pork Chop, Tyshchenko is a brute, for a man almost 50 years old! He is an absolute bull. His neck is wider than his head and solid as an oak. He enjoys flexing his big back muscles and is proud of his physique, his broad shoulders, his prodigious forearms. His hair style is the classic short back and sides type. It distracts people from his oligophrenic smile and endless bullshit.

cf. Thug Life

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