A Long-winded Hagiography
Informative-sounding hooey
Bohdan Nahaylo, the new managing editor of Ukraine’s goat with teeth, wrote more than 1,600 words about himself on Christmas Eve. The longwinded auto-hagiography appeared on the website the day after an 1,800 word op-ed that made the black hole of Ukraine-related bullshit even deeper.
Po-faced and a bit snide at first, the latter picks up slow speed before galloping to poorly-punctuated runon sentences, which gradually wobble off the screen into your brain like the discounted hula hoops in The Hudsucker Proxy.