Day 1112
Move fast and destroy
“Actions matter, not slogans” reads the slogan on the yellow poster in the background c/o the 12th Special Forces Brigade Azov. Irony is dead.
Dozens of drones visited Moscow last night.
If you had shorted 1,000 shares of Tesla stock on January 3, 2025, you would have made a $188,290 profit.
Mohammed ordered Jamal, a journalist critical of his rule, to be chopped up into little bits eight years ago. Today he’s helping broker a peace deal between Ukraine and Russia.
Heat-seeking-missile-for-Donald’s-ass Marco is also in Jeddah for discussions with Z’s potent managers about ending Russia’s invasion of Ukraine.
“What we want to know is, are they interested entering some sort of peace conversation and general outlines of the kinds of things they could consider, recognizing that it has been a costly and bloody war for the Ukrainians. They have suffered greatly, and their people have suffered greatly. And it’s hard in the aftermath of something like that to even talk about concessions, but that’s the only way this is going to end and prevent more suffering. …I’m not going to set any conditions on what they have to or need to do. I think we want to listen to see how far they’re willing to go and then compare that to what the Russians want and see how far apart we truly are.” - Marco1
The plan for achieving peace in Ukraine, according to Marco:
The only way to end the war is to punch Vova in the face, repeatedly.
And, finally, this:
For what I hope should be obvious reasons to all, we don’t want Howard (Lutnick) involved in our little war. Why Andriy thought it would be a good idea is anyone’s guess.
No one likes Marco, who yesterday announced that the Trump administration had canceled 83% of the programs under the United States Agency for International Development (USAID) following a comprehensive six-week review. A federal judge, meanwhile, has ordered USAID and the State Department to dole out funds ‘unlawfully’ withheld. USAID’s budget in fiscal year 2024 was about $30 billion.
That’s a paltry sum, relatively — 0.118% of Team USA’s GDP. Complete disgrace.