Day 1155
Conditional surrender
Set in the year 2025, conditional surrender, a soap opera adapted from last century's Winter War, deals humorlessly with Z's naive courtship of Donald, who, unfortunately, has doubts about our desirability as an ally. Much therefore depends upon whether signs and portents appear in Europe which are favorable for Ukraine's continued existence...
Reportedly, Team USA’s proposed terms for Ukraine’s conditional surrender:
immediate ceasefire
direct negotiations between Ukraine and Russia
Ukraine's renunciation of its intention to join NATO (EU membership is allowed)
territorial concessions (the United States proposes to officially recognize Russian sovereignty over Crimea and freeze the current front line, while Russia must withdraw its troops from “two small territories” in the Kherson region
establishing American control over the Zaporizhia nuclear power plant
signing an agreement on mineral extraction between Ukraine and the United States
lifting of all US sanctions against Russia
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