Day 1231
Pulverizing Lutsk
The AI-powered army of drones, interceptors, cruise missiles, and counter-drone systems is expanding fast – hopefully quick enough to hold off the invaders until Vova's fascist regime collapses. We're banking on cooler heads and weather to speed things up.
This morning I spotted an elderly guy hauling a 60-pound pack through central Kyiv, glued to Google Maps like his life depended on it. Definitely not local. My money's on ex-SAS keeping his edge sharp on some off-the-books mission. Dead giveaway? Those black socks – only a Brit would commit such a fashion crime.
