Day 1232
Russia's morning tantrum: nastiness level 12/10. The usual triple threat—Shaheds, ballistics, cruise missiles. Because why pick just one way to ruin everyone's day?
2 a.m. found me stumbling around doing math instead of heading to the shelter. My brilliant excuse: we've had 488 more air alerts than actual war days (1,720 alerts vs 1,232 days since Feb 24, 2022). Claude confirmed my midnight calculations were spot-on.
Today's menu of destruction:
9m727/729 Iskander-K cruise missiles
9m723 Iskander-M and KN-23 ballistic missiles
Shahed-Geran, Gerbera and other UAV party favors
Same old, same old. Just another Thursday in paradise.
MIA Z was yukking it up with Leo at the Vatican yesterday. Meanwhile, back home: questions pile up about his top five managers, anti-corruption agency leadership, defensive positions, forced conscription plans—the hits keep coming.
Sigh. Looks like Keith is missing a tooth.