Day 1271

Terms of our surrender

Photo c/o abdymok

I think it was Day 1109 when we plugged deep sea ballerinas into the equation. At least two of them have joined forces and agreed, reportedly, on terms for our surrender.

1. Withdrawal from Donbas.

2. Non-aligned status.

3. Return of Russian language, UOC MP.

4. et cetera.

Z is flying to the US capitol to hash out the details with Donald on Monday. He will be chaperoned by European leaders.