Day 562
$100 for a bowl of tapwater

I’ve been using SpaceX for Internet access since, er, April 2022, thanks to the US Department of Defense, Central Intelligence Agency and Elon.
Unfortunately for Ukraine, Elon has many wacko ideas about fascistic Russia’s genocidal campaign. He fears Vladimir Putin might decide to blow up the world after realizing victory (read: the destruction of Ukraine and extermination of Ukrainians) is impossible.


