Day 656
Fish, shrimp, metal things
Fish and crustaceans are Ukraine’s biggest imports from the Argentine Republic, which is a very confused Latin American country far, far away. The trip from Buenos Aires to Washington, DC is more than 8,000 kilometers, and it’s about 5,000 kilometers from there back to Kyiv.
So, Ambien.
No one knows whether Z’s visit will speed up the compromise that needs to be reached between Biden and the Maga maniacs. We hope it helps.
In other news, Russia shot eight ballistic missiles at Kyiv early this morning. Surface-to-air missiles intercepted them before the air-raid alert sirens went off.
