On the Roasting of Chicken
Stay-behind sabotage
What happened: There was a cat door. Some time ago Ukraine managed to destroy this cat door in an attempt, one imagines, to get through it. The smirking chimp in Moscow built a new cat door. The kids and the cats went on a ski holiday. Putin, inside his bunker, was very excited to scare the cats.
I’ll save the bits about deportation and genocide for later. And no, it’s not safe.
