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Day 1125

Steven the hockey puck

Mar 24, 2025
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Over the weekend we asked ourselves if Donald’s special envoy to the Middle East and Russia was an aspirin tablet or a hockey puck. But we forgot to answer the question.

He obvi is a hockey puck, a pre-stoicism disciple Charlie Croker type.

Steven, a Bronx native who migrated to Long Island, is not a biscuit in the put-down sense Don Rickles used the hard round disk1. He is an icon of Veblen’s version of invidious distinction. His father made ladies’ coats, his youngest son overdosed in California.

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