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Tactical Athletics at Tootsie's

I practically never look at the greasy rag anymore, only nipping in now and again to see what press release Padraig has lightly edited, or to chuckle at Vietnam-era refugee and onetime welfare recipient Diane Francis foaming about someone else’s conspiracy theory. Fuckpigs Serhiy Leshchenko, Iuliia Mendel and Luc Chenier you already know about.

Yesterday Francis wrote an entire column, titled Vlad’s Bluff, that regurgitates the latest theory Andrey Illarionov has been vlogging about.