Day 2, Phase 3
Leaky intelligence

No one is sure what’s going on, including Uncle Joe, who has reportedly told Tiger Team to stop leaking information1 about what intelligence America’s spy agencies are sharing with Ze. Leaked intelligence, as we all know, is a double entendre, that is, open to two interpretations, one of which is usually indecent or risqué, in this case the latter. Just ask Oleksiy. It’s his specialty.
There are upsides2 and downsides3 to throwing operation security out the window, depending if you’re a legionnaire standing in the dark near a wooded area between open fields on the outskirts of Ruska Lozova, or merely a voyeur pundit staking out a large Beltway bathroom.
Which, apropos of this murky stage of the war, brings me to Fred, who joins Andriy at Time Magazine’s urinoir.


