Day 28, Phase 2
Buried by the Times
Some say that minus U.S. military assistance most Ukrainians would already be walking around drunk in their underwear, while others argue that we’ll be running sub-6 minute miles in bare feet before the start of Phase 4.
According to uncle Joe, we are nearing the end of Phase 2 of the war that Putin lost a month ago1. The U.S. president went out of his way to compliment media for their recent coverage of Russia’s invasion, especially the bits about war crimes and genocide.