Ukraine's Guardian Angels

Vicky, Mike, Mariana and Marcy

Victoria Spartz’s Trump endorsement and Mykhailo holding bags of weed

The earliest surviving mention of Michael is in a 3rd century BCE Jewish apocalypse, the Book of Enoch. This lists him as one of seven archangels (the remaining names are Uriel, Raguel, Raphael, Sariel, Gabriel, and Remiel), who, according to a slightly later work, the Book of Tobit, "stand ready and enter before the glory of the Lord."

U.S. Congresswoman Victoria Spartz¹ and Mykhailo Monia, also known as Myhail Pomohaibo, share the same faith. They are both Orthodox Christians. I’m not sure about Trump or Tyshchenko².

Which brings me to Mariana. Again³.

Member of Parliament Mariana Bezuhla chairs the Rada’s special investigation committee looking into possible screw-ups involving Ukraine’s national security

Marcy Kaptur, Democratic Congresswoman, Co-Chair of the Congressional Ukraine Caucus took a swipe at Vicky in her statement.

"On an overwhelmingly bipartisan basis, the United States Congress – led by the Congressional Ukraine Caucus – has spearheaded support for the sovereign nation of Ukraine in its heroic efforts to defend the homeland and end Russia’s brutal war," Kaptur said after Vicky asked Uncle Joe to to vet Z’s trusted accomplices.

Mariana, like Marcy, does not want us to focus on Bankova Street shenanigans.

1. U.S. Congress. Victoria Spartz, serving Indiana’s 5th District

2. A Man in Full. The pork chop from Obolon (September 10, 2021)

3. Day 24, Phase 3. Morons are worse than spies (June 1, 2022)